I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle difference is between being a stiff and having a stiffy.

“I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket.
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“You won’t ever catch me wearing an oven mitt, because what’s wrong with a regul…”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”