I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.

“Love is like a blanket: it will keep you warm, but it might also suffocate you.…”

“I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I’m not a bubblegum machine. No,…”

“A kiss involves two people, so I not only have to think about me for me, I have…”

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”