I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage).

“A brick could be used like a simile, and I’d like it. But not as much as I’d li…”

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”

“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on …”

“My dad taught me everything I know about being a man, and most of what I know a…”