I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Cl…”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

“We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, bu…”