I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.


“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythic…”

“I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, pea…”