I wear J. Crew. But only when I go out rowing.

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I g…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were …”