I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breathing room.

“I don’t understand the game of Cricket. But I do get the game of Noisy Night In…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckle…”

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”