I went dumpster diving the other day, and each of the judges gave me a perfect score of 10.

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous…”

“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”