I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was filled with nighttime.

“If I could adorn myself with a question, I’d wear a where. It would never go ou…”

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend …”

“I thought you were her because she wasn’t here yesterday and neither were you. …”

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucum…”