I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a man who’s not only tone deaf, but als…”

“Is love a gift from heaven? If it is, it’s often wrapped in disinterest and rej…”

“I’m trying to liquidate my assets. Somebody get me a straw.”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”