I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't imagine being on the bottom.

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I…”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bo…”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwal…”

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone …”