I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.

“I am the Chuck Yeager of love. You’ll need to wear earplugs when I break the so…”

“I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it wh…”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”

“Would it make you more comfortable if I wore a condom while I shook your hand? …”