I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.

“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“I won’t tell you my name, but I will give you a number that describes me: 4. On…”

“There are days when I don’t know how I live with myself. Those days are Sundays…”

“My grandpa never read the newspaper. Not because he was particularly optimistic…”