I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a garage.

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That ma…”

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