I wish I could sculpt my shadow into my night clone, and it could be out earning me money while I slept, instead of being folded up neatly in my underwear drawer like it is now.


“In the middle I want to be at the end, at the end I want to be in the beginning…”

“Love spends more time washing its hands than it does pissing in the kitchen sin…”

“If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.”

“I do every other every other. That’s how thoroughly unthorough I am.”