I wish I had money now. If only I’d saved my allowance growing up, instead of squandering it on balls, balloons, booze, and floozies.

“I couldn’t make a free throw if the basket were as big as the Grand Canyon. But…”

“My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life…”

“She was in Tennessee, and I was in Florida, and she said, “You’re too far away!…”

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, chan…”