I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have at least put on a jacket.

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“All my best writing was written before 1982, and then a significant event happe…”

“If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”