I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.

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“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”

“At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’…”

“I once met a man who couldn't think outside of the box. So one day, while he wa…”