I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was do…”

“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my cl…”

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”