I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.

“I bought a bag of chips at the store, and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. …”

“18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded…”

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”

“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have…”