I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed.

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”

“Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a ben…”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went f…”