I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.

“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequi…”

“-I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything.
-Thank you.
-D…”

“If love were a pirate, then maybe I would wear an unopened condom over my eye, …”

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”