I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.

“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”

“She always looks like she’s about to break into laughter. He always looks like …”