I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if she lets me put it in.

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“Richmond lost his Virginia when he was 1776.”

“If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It…”

“Anything more than 5/10ths makes me tense”