I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, w…”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or …”