I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired.

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s g…”

“I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t kno…”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”