I work hard for my money. It feels very liberating to be broke.

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”

“I’m an understanding guy, even when I’m standing over you.”