I worked with a sketch artist, but I was driving fast when I saw the suspect, so the drawing came out blurry.

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“I left the door open so you could come in—and I could go out. That’s what being…”

“When I was a kid, I’d leave my door cracked with a piece of lint on top, and if…”

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup…”