I would be an organ donor, but I’d much rather donate a piano.

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just tryin…”

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a friend I haven’t spoken to in forever…”

“My lucky rabbit's foot has kept me alive all these years. Hopefully it will do …”