I would have enjoyed “Naked Lunch” that day, but the cafeteria served us all clothing. I like my meals a little more scandalous. I should eat in the library, along with the other gluttonous nudists.

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“The piece of junk is a piece of me. It’s a part of my family, and I can’t part …”

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”