I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be able to hit the brakes? Or steer the vehicle?

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”

“If I were alone with my clone, and we were enjoying each others' solitude, I'd …”

“A high five is a two-person applause. Me and my clone will be excited to clap f…”

“Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.”