I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.

“I was eavesdropping, but I was so into what she was saying that when she said, …”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an a…”

“I’ll insist my competitor is the greatest, so that when I beat him, I won’t be …”