I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.

“I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We …”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”