I would wash my clothes in the aquarium, but there’s a shark in the tank, and a bloodstain on my shirt.

“It’s not that I don’t have the drive to succeed, but rather I don’t have the ga…”

“Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?”

“If you’re wearing a space suit, I’ll take a unicrescent sandwich; hold the mayo…”

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”