I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.


“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”

“A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and sin…”

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“Some people should have stopped singing in the 60s, even if they were born in t…”