I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.

“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A b…”

“I write my name on my underwear. Of course, I have to first cross out the name …”

“I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no ma…”

“Arizona is the A to Z of abbreviations.”