I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”

“The wind chime sounded like a spoon clanging against a cereal bowl, and I was g…”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”

“I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to los…”