I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.

“One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In thi…”

“Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular a…”

“Are you happy to be standing here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over si…”

“A brick is like fruitcake. You don’t want to use it up all at once, and in fact…”