I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.

“I should charge my bank money every time I endorse the back of a check. What is…”

“My name is MooMoo Cowlishaw, and I’m as vapid as vapor. Gaze at me grazing.”

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my…”