I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”

“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to t…”

“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fir…”