I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

“I have bad car juju."-Stephanie Plum”

“It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her…”

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to …”

“Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at t…”