I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last name as me. I’m a rebel without a because.

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the bac…”

“I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to los…”

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”