I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.

“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coi…”

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“I am the Wheelbarrow of Love. Let me get back to work.”

“I wish I could grow out a beard, but my employer won’t let me. Also, Mother Nat…”