I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers and knuckles, so that it could really wave in the wind. It would be the most welcoming flag in all the world.

“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost …”

“A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! …”

“A brick could be a politician, if you attached strings, taught it to dance, and…”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”