I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have none left over to fill it with. At least my heart is full of love, even though I left it in a politician’s pocket.

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower,…”

“The French aren’t birthed; they’re hatched out of eggs. That’s why they make th…”

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

“The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.”