I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.

“I took a vow to stop taking things.”

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I …”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”

“Amputate your leg, and attach it to the underside of your wobbly, three-legged …”