I’d like to write a screenplay about my grandpa, and I’d like my future grandson to play the part. Talk about a mindfuck!

“I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it …”

“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instea…”

“It was a blustery winter night, back in the summer of 2009. That’s when we met,…”

“I want to be a politician because I like the idea of public service. Come on, w…”