I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.

“If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. Bu…”

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brow…”

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a hous…”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the langu…”