I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real ident…”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“A brick could be used to sell tickets to a new sport called Glurping. If you th…”

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”