I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could pin my rating on his lapel.

“It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.”

“Don’t put the hat in hate and then wear it around with pride. Wear your love li…”

“I had a hand in getting my clone employment. I gave him a handjob.”

“I keep my heart in my hope chest. Other items in there are clothes, towels, sil…”